After seven long years, the King of the Mountain award has had a little work done. It wasn’t just a little nip here or tuck there, it was a total overhaul! Our dedicated Boob Rider and reigning King of the Mountain champion, Dickie Fernández, braved the lingerie section at his local Walmart to procure two new bras for our CA and PA awards. With the help of another Boob Rider, Massiel Pérez and her mom, they hand-stitched the new polka-dot material onto Dickies’ bras. The new and improved awards are the spittin’ image of the Tour de France’s King of the Mountains jersey. What do you think?